Notes on the Barn Door

Posted by: Julie E
June 13, 2009

COMMENT: If you like to play or watch golf I think you will enjoy these.


These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. ~ Sam Snead

A hungry dog hunts best. ~ Lee Trevino

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen. ~ Lee Trevino

I was three over.
One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool. ~ George Brett

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula.
And I took a 7 to do that. ~ Jim Murray

The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie. ~ Mickey Mantle

I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par. ~ Chi Chi Rodriguez

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour.
Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye. ~ Chi Chi Rodriguez

The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree. ~ Brian Weis

Swing hard in case you hit it. ~ Dan Marino

My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt.
The rest can never be mastered. ~ Lord Robertson

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. ~ Jack Benny

There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground. ~ Ben Hogan

Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best ~ Jack Nicklaus

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf.
It's almost a law. ~ H G Wells

I never pray on a golf course.
Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course. ~ Billy Graham

If you watch a game, it's fun.
If you play at it, it's recreation.
If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Bob Hope

While playing golf today I hit two good balls.
I stepped on a rake. ~ Henny Youngman

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced. ~ Lee Trevino



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